July 2012
I just want to see Josh Hutcherson get really...
thelifesavingparachute:
because more jaw clenches
society: you're ugly.
reality: you're gorgeous.
society: you're ugly.
reality: you're gorgeous.
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Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
June 2012
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urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister i never had who i can ask what slang means without my parents knowing i asked
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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